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Nepotists Cricket Club, A Lime Green & Magenta History

Nepotists Cricket Club, A Lime Green & Magenta History

You won't need anything but your sense of humour as all playing kit is provided along with Nepotists branded whites, sweaters, and our much desired and admired 'Lime Green & Magenta' caps.

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Nepotists CC v Crouch End CC

Looking Down Hill, Down The Pitch, Toward The Willows Overhanging The Sightscreen Of Crouch End Cricket Club
Though we suggested it was the end of the over, the umpires and scorers simply lost count, but counting the balls is not our job and Jamie brought the hosts to 5-135 with the extra cherry

Nepotists CC v Royal Household CC

Nepotists CC v Royal Household CC

I don’t know what time the last Nepotist left to scale walls or scamper through hedges to escape Royal Security this year, but by all reports we are still good for 2019!

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Nepotists CC v Shepperton CC

Nepotists CC v Shepperton CC

Correct me if I am wrong but when a bowler believes the ball would have gone on to hit the stumps had the batsman’s pads not been in the way, it is his right to appeal. Yes? I certainly did not think the fat bastard hit the ball.

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Nepotists CC v North Enfield CC

Nepotists CC v North Enfield CC
Invited to maximise his contribution in his only game this season James Culley opened the bowling with myself and together we rolled through 16 overs outstanding overs; certainly the best both of us have bowled this season. 

Nepotists CC v Chingford CC

Nepotists CC v Chingford CC
For 20 years I’ve listened to my brother’s wife use their daughters’ ‘cold’ for not visiting my mother; I never known children to be so regularly ill that didn’t appear on a Sunday night current affairs programme or midday charity hand-out advertisement. So, using an ill-child to justify your decision not to play does not warm me like a good rub of Vicks.

Nepotists CC v Putney CC

Nepotists CC v Putney CC

Losing the toss and being asked to bowl, we got off to a flier on a pitch that offered three variants. Slow and low, slow and even lower, slow and out, all of which played in the bowlers’ favour if bowled on the stumps.

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Nepotists CC v Kew CC

Nepotists CC v Kew CC

With rail lines shut for planned engineering works to improve customer service and safety, first publicised in 1895 and likely to continue until well after I am toes up, meant the roads were gridlocked. More buses. More cars. More delays. The late arrival of near all Nepo’s struggling through the traffic will not be in vain knowing our grandchildren’s grandchildren may have a safer and more comfortable journey to Kew Bridge in the Nepo’s centenary year (2080), at the earliest.

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Nepotists CC v Northwood CC

Nepotists CC v Northwood CC

When Northwood’s Barmy Bajan (at 3) was given out LBW for 0, he raged to the umpire saying he hit it. With barely an argument, the Nepo’s invited him to stay. 87 runs later, the Nepo’s were chasing 227 instead of 140.

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Nepotists CC v Ickenham CC

Nepotists CC v Ickenham CC

If ever there was a club that looked every bit a team of cricketers, we need not worry about winning and losing. As garnered by the reaction of never-before-played Ickenham CC, we were, if nothing more, respected for our very affordable appearance.

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